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#97 Don't Die Global Rank
23.5 Functional Age (Actual: 33)
46 VO2 Max (+31% in 14mo)
0 Biomarkers Out of Range

88 Days WHOOP Data
594 Nights Oura Sleep Data
Top 1% Don't Die (9,628 Users)
62 Day Perfect Streak
41 Biomarkers Tracked
3 Devices Simultaneous Tracking

Live Data

Biometric Snapshot

Don't Die Rank
#97
of 9,628 (Top 1%)
Functional Age
23.5
9.8 yrs younger
WHOOP Age
27.9
Aging at 0.7x
Oura CV Age
25
Trending Down
VO2 Max
46
+31% in 14mo
Resting HR
45
bpm (elite)
Avg HRV
92.5
ms (WHOOP)
Biomarkers
41
0 out of range
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